Showing posts with label china. Show all posts
Showing posts with label china. Show all posts

Thursday, May 6, 2010

One Yuan

One Yuan, something like 15 cents.











One yuan for me is a tool to take the bus, buy an ice cream or a bottle of water.

I also like giving them to beggars.

One yuan for a beggar I assume is different. I cannot know for sure as I am not a beggar. I can only guess that they may buy something to eat, perhaps cigarettes or maybe they give it at the end of the day to their boss?

One yuan for children from what I see is used to buy food coloured sugar water in plastic tubes, toys and trinkets or various parts of pig (?) smashed and smushed and presented as a hotdog on a stick.

One yuan for a farmer may be saved away for Spring Festival or maybe for his daughter's education.

One yuan stuck to a stone is often mistaken as a leaf to the stone.

What an odd post. Where did all that come from?

Leia Mais…

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Asking the Way

So there I was, in a small alley. The time was pushing 9AM and ahead of me was an older lady pulling a trolley full of veggies. As I was about to walk past her she turned around abruptly and started to ask in Chinese "Excuse me?..."

She saw I was a foreigner and immediately...
STOPPED.

She lost several shades of colour and started waving her hands desperately without saying anything.

I smiled and assured her in Chinese "It's okay, it's okay, you can ask me!"

She slowly murmured "can I take this lane to the university?"

To which I replied, "Yes, you sure can."

I smiled again, for smiling was in order and carried on my way. It was the first time in almost four years that anyone has asked me directions!!!



The reason I haven't been asked directions in my four years here is a mixture of a few things. Here is what I've thought it to be:

- There is a popular belief in China that no foreigner could ever possibly speak Chinese. Tack on top of that the fear of said foreigners.
- I have believed in the above ^ , thus limiting myself to the experience.
- I'm not particularly skilled with directions and people can sense not to ask me.
- People asked me in my first year when I wouldn't have understood and it's only in fact been 3 years.

I love helping people. I love giving directions. Giving directions this morning made my day (even if it was an accident). It was so simple, but I decided at 9AM that my day was made. I had a wonderful rest of the day riding the high of that simple joy.

When's the last time you've given directions?


Ou.yang.

Leia Mais…

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

My First Days in China Revisited

Here's a goody from my second day in China. I was just cleaning up my email and found it lodged in there. It asked me to be posted so here you go old post, you may breathe again! 



My Chinese assistant and teaching assistant at Metro had found me a place several days before I was to arrive, and only minutes on foot from the office. It turned out I lived on the 7th floor of a 14 floor apartment building, with what seems to be hundreds of tennants as the building is a three sided square with a small garden and fountain in the centre. The apartment turned out to be quite nice, but the floors and ceiling were in awful need of a scrubbing. I have a small living room, kitchen bathroom and decent size room. The place came furnished with a double bed (with a rock hard mattress), a dresser, nice tv (with cable) and stand, a balcony with washing machine (a barred balcony for security purposes I assume... although I'd be interested to see the theif who will climb seven stories to rob my poor Canadian self), a kitchen table w 4 chairs, fridge/freezer, water heater for the shower and a western toilet. The showers here much like anywhere outside of North America do not have shower curtains, so everything in the bathroom gets it's share of a drenching. 
I had some unpleasent situations with unwanted guests in my apartment. The first night I stayed there we had to work out all the paperwork, and among all my other responsibilities with my new job I was up late and to bed late so I had no time to remedy this situation. So I watched as many beetle like insects, including roaches watched me from their hiding places. For any Southerner who reads this you'll get a good laugh, but for any Northerner I'm sure it'll frighten and disgust you just as much as it did myself. So I slept in the corner of the bed, away from the headboard where I saw them chillin out, I awoke several times in the night with terrible nightmares of roaches crawling all over myself, smacking desperately, only to find I was alone.
The next day, was my one day off before work commenced. It was D day for all guests of apt. 717. I went to my trusty (Ohhhh so trusty) Walmart and with some help of my Lonely Planet phrase book managed to get my hands on 3 cans of raid and 15 traps. I spent the remainder of the day turning the place upside down and fummigating any creepy crawler who dared try and hide. I'm glad my neighbors didn't come aknocking for if they were to see me I would look like some kind of mask wearing, wide eyed, Raid toting maniac, which on this day I most certainly was. By the end of the day, all of my unwanted guests had been vacated and I slept with but only one nightmare, but this time using my full bed. 
However, the next day in speaking to a British dude whose lived and taught here for a year he told me that there is some things you can do about them, but only to an extent, after some time you just have to learn to live with it. Indeed. The next few days I have seen a minimal amount of them reinstating themselves into my apartment, and subsequently onto the bottom of my shoe. 
Moving on, once cleaned my apt. is looking pretty dope, complete with my oh so manly green strawberry bedspread. My day Saturday was the first at the office, so I woke up at 7AM, having to work at 9. I was bustling around getting ready and I was very thirsty so I decided to run downstairs and grab some water from a local vendor. I grabbed one of the two keys I had been given and made my way out, finding the door locking behind me. Which was fine because I had my key right? I went to affirm this by testing the key and it did not work, great, I was locked out at 8:15AM and thought it would be hopeless to get back in before nightfall, judging by what I had heard about the Chinese taking their time to get things done. I went to the office early but found it locked, and then I thought it was a worth a shot to act out the scene of me being locked out to the security guard. So I made my way back and brought forth my very best acting skills, and was rewarded by him calling someone and him beckoning for me to sit and wait. 20 minutes later a man with a metal box arrived, a maintenance man who followed me up to 717. Swiftly he pulled out but a piece of plastic and jimmied my door open in a matter or moments and grunts. He tried to say something in Chinese, and we both realized that was useless. Then he pulled out his cellphone and inputted the number 80, and I said "no, no, no, the number is 717" pointing at my number plate by the door. He grew impatient and scanned his brain for the most important word in his vocabulary and mustered out "MONEY." Uh oh... silly me thought services would be free with my rental fee, and my pockets were empty albeit 20 Yuan, which he violently shook his head NO at. I tried fervently to explain to him I would have the money for him at lunchtime, but there was no understanding to be had. I called my last resort on his mobile, Brandon a teacher's assistant at Metro and he straightened things out for me to drop the money with the security guard during my lunch break. With that said we both went out seperate ways and I arrived luckily a few minutes early and scanned ol' thumby in.
I just finished (1 hr previous) my first class today, which was what is called a Social talking class. This class size can be no more then 12 students, and it's a class giving the opportunity to talk about whatever the students and I want to improve upon, their listening, speaking and vocabulary. This class since the school is new was small in size, with 5 students, ranging in age from a 15 year old to a man in his 40's. The class went just swimmingly, they were rather shy at first, but I played them out of their shells by being animate and acting out the scene of a frigid snowy Canadian winter day. By the end of it I had students offering me Chinese, table tennis and guitar lessons!
Dayve, the British fellow I mentioned earlier said it is quite common for students to take you out for dinner, and to go out with groups of them for drinks. Normally, after all the recruiting is done here at Metro we will be fielding normally between 150-200 English Students who will stay with us for many years, so the opportunity is there to build close relationships with all of them.
All this said, there are many different classes and class styles I will be teaching, which I shall expand on in another post. Metro is a very professional organization, and I'm expected to be a very professional, dynamic teacher, which shall certainly not be an issue, but I will have to work hard each day at bringing to the office my best image.
I will work 5 days weekly, each day either 9-5 or 9-1, with my hours in the office right now consisting of creating topics for conversation, meeting and greeting incoming students, and teaching classes as needed. Once the school is fully operational much more time will be spent teaching, weekly reaching near 30 hours, with the possibility of overtime.
Well that is all for now as we are breaking for supper, so I'll try and write more tommorow if opportunity gives.

As an update to things, I have become more used to cockroaches and have stopped squishing them. They do however still trigger a biological "fear" reaction of shivers and the like. I don't see Metro as the same professional organization that I used to,but still enjoy my teaching there - although I have lost much of my former zest and have become rather numb to the monotony of the curriculum. 

If I spoke with the door opener again I wouldn't have to flail my arms, I would just tell him "You'll get the money at lunch my friend" and that'd be that. But, I do, part of me miss the acting out of scenarios. There was something fun about not speaking the language, about being clueless.  

All in all, a nice walk down memory lane. When was the last time you walked down memory lane? 

Leia Mais…

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Where I've Lived In China

Hey! :)

This next short little update is to show you where I have lived in China. I've lived in three different cities in three different provinces in the last three  years. In case you are wondering that equals nine.

In my first two years my communication wasn't great and a lot of you it seemed always got confused by my whereabouts.

I would say, I'm back in Xiamen now! And you'd ask, Em, weren't you living in Chengdu? To which I'd reply, I was in Chengdu! But now I'm in Xiamen and soon going to Dongguan! This only adding to the confusion.

So, for you visual learners please feast your eyes on this map of China with previously lived spots highlighted. The lived spots are highlighted in HOT PINK!



Please Note: You may have to click on that photo to enlarge it in order to see everything clearly. 

My time spent in either spot, as much for my records as for interest to you my dear reader goes:

Year 2006

Xiamen, Fujian Province - August until December
Chengdu, Sichuan Province - December until...

Year 2007

Chengdu, Sichuan Province - ...Until March
Xiamen, Fujian Province - March and April
Dongguan, Guangdong Province - April until June
Xiamen, Fujian Province - The first 2 Weeks in June
Chengdu, Sichuan Province - The last two weeks in June until...

Year 2008 

Chengdu, Sichuan Province - All year

Year 2009

Chengdu, Sichuan Province - until August
Xiamen, Fujian Province - August until present


More later!

Comments, questions or whatever you fancy to leave below in the comments section!

Ou.yang.




Leia Mais…

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Introducing China - Chengdu

China.

Many of you know that I've been living in China for a long time now.

Having never been to China it may be hard to imagine what life is actually like here. I sure didn't know much about China before I came in 2006!

In the next few posts I will be introducing a number of videos to give you a better idea and feeling for China - and my experience here.The first one is a video done by the famous Chinese director Zhang Yi Mou,  showcasing the city of Chengdu in Sichuan province. I lived, studied and worked for two years in this city.

Many of the places shown in the video I have been.
Many of them I saw everyday in those two years.

Just hit play! Enjoy!



Chengdu certainly has a special place in my heart. :)
 
Ou.yang.

PS. Please note that the mentioned "Dujiangyan" at 1:19 of playtime is XF's hometown.

Leia Mais…

Thursday, November 5, 2009

The MEX - Vegetarianism

Thirty (30) days of vegetarianism is the MEX or the Monthly Experiment X. No meat of any kind. Animal products such as dairy products, eggs, oils and whatnot I'll still consume and I'll still wear my leather shoes. I also intend to still slap mosquitoes that wish to feed on me and spray for cockroaches as they give me the heebee jeebees.

For those of you at that missed the last post I am doing a monthly experiment or MEX (a cool acronym that I created).


What I Am Not Doing

I'm not leaping into vegetarianism fervently claiming to want to stand up for animal rights, to save the planet or to become more healthy. Honestly I know little about any of those in areas in relation to vegetarianism.

What I Am Doing

I'm doing it to try it out. My 30 days will also include 30 days of research and reading, discussion with vegetarians, posting on forums and watching the occasional scary PETA video. By the end of the 30 days I will look at my findings, see how I feel and make a decision whether to continue or not.

So Why Vegetarianism?  




I've always been interested in what it meant to be vegetarian and what went along with that title. It seems more like a way of life than a change in diet. Also:

  • I have a love for animals and life. 
  • I don't like seeing things killed and/or tortured.
  • I wanted to see why so many great people I knew were becoming vegetarians.
  • It seemed like a change that would be challenging on many different levels.
Fears

Some of my fears of vegetarianism include:

  • Becoming a PETA protester. They're pretty full on now aren't they?
  • Losing bacon. I really do like bacon. 
  • Getting bored with food choices.
  • Losing weight and/or becoming malnourished.
  • Being in awkward social situations. ie: Being in the middle of a group of blood thirsty meat eating cattle farmers and them asking me why I don't eat meat with snarly looks on their faces.
  • I'm afraid I'll like the change so much and never eat meat again.  
  • Being the blunt of vegetarian jokes, ie:



Vegetarianism in China

"Great to jian fei" say most of my female students. "Jian fei" meaning to lose weight. Very few Chinese are vegetarian and usually the associations with vegetarianism include Buddhist monks, losing weight and or some kind of mental abnormality. China however does host what appears to be a veggie friendly platter of options. There is tofu galore and enough variety of veggies to keep me occupied for at least, emm... 3 or 4 days? (Please see my fear or boredom with food choices)

Surely there must be some kind of vegetarian underground society here - I just haven't found them yet. 

Numbers


According to Google Answers there are 250 000 "proper" Canadian vegetarians and 100 000 "proper" Canadian vegans. When I say "proper" they shaved off a million or so other vegetarian groups who partake in other varieties of vegetarianism. The country with the most vegetarians is India, with roughly 30 to 40 percent of the population being vegetarian.

Final Jibber Jabber

So next month you could very well hear me going on about my vegetarian lifestyle or going on about how I love the smell of bacon in the morning. It's to be seen.

Do you have any experience in vegetarianism? Any interest in trying out a vegetarian diet? Are you a die hard meat eater? 

As always, any comments or questions please leave a comment below. 

Ou.yang. 

Leia Mais…

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Please Return My Shorts

Dearest Neighbour of Apartment 602,

Today while shaking the fuzzies from a pair of shorts on my balcony the wind suddenly wrestled the shorts away from my grip and they plummeted down to your 6th floor balcony. Included is a picture of the very fashionable garment:



Can you imagine how scared they must be there? They are my favourite pair. Please don't turn them into a mop. I suspect last time's green shirt was turned into a household mop.

Thank you very much in advance for returning my shorts!

Your neighbour and friend,

Ou.yang.

Leia Mais…

Friday, October 16, 2009

Entertainment YouTube Style

Happy Friday everybody! I'm off to Chongqing this Sunday to process some papers at the Canadian consulate. From Chongqing we will be flying to Chengdu to do some wedding preparations and finally onto Dujiangyan (Xiao Feng's hometown) for our wedding. I will try to get in as many posts before then.

Phew, I just broke a sweat from putting so many links in the previous paragraph. Have a look at the different cities through the links, they are some really groovy places. And for those of you that haven't heard - Yes, I'm getting married!

But, I don't have enough time to post about marriage. This post will be short, but terribly sweet, kinda like:




I want to compare two Youtube vids that I thought were pretty rockin. 

The first one is the original of "Because of You" by Ne-yo. Click on the song's name to view the video (due to the awesomeness of the song I'm unable to embed it).

The second one is an acoustic cover of it. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. This group called "Boyce Avenue" is really talented. 



And for a quick disclaimer. Please note that reading Youtuber's comments may result in your IQ plummeting. I advise just watching the videos and not scrolling down.

Leave some comments telling me what you think about the vids or if you have any recommendations of your own! 

Enjoy the weekend!

Ou.yang.


Leia Mais…

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Are You A Sloth?

I saw all the seniors this morning as I usually do, but this time I saw something different in them. I saw that they were all once children with mothers and fathers. They looked much younger in that light. I pictured a hunched 80 some year man frolicking about pestering his mother. A 90 odd year lady with a huge crush on her desk mate. A 60 something sitting doodling and never thinking about working himself to old age in order to buy satisfaction.

Yesterday in my Chinese reading class we read an article about how seniors are often younger at heart than the youth in China. It talked about that 70% of Chinese youth having issues with "sloth like states."

It is often popular to brag about one's laziness. Lets have a look:

A. Hey Mary, I just slept (insert a doubt digit) hours straight after watching reruns of (insert mind numbing program). I was such a big old lazy bag. I swear I'm turning into a sloth.
B. No way, I'm way more lazy than you are. I have this big (insert thing to do) tomorrow and I haven't even started.

Now for a translation:

A. Hey Mary, I slept my entire day away and I'm so bloody depressed. I hate myself. I wasted an entire night watching TV to avoid reality. I have a negative self-image.
B. No way, I'm much more depressed than you are. I completely and knowingly neglected what I should have done and I hate myself for it.

Sound like somebody you know?

The fog of youth? A lack of awareness? An evasion of reality?

I know my lazy habits started early on in my teens. I would sleep endless hours and do whatever took the least amount of energy. When I was called to walk the dog I would burst into a fit of rage. When it came time for school I'd lay comatose in bed wishing for just five more minutes. I never thought twice about it. This continued for about 10 years. Doing the minimal amount that I had to do. Moments of passion and perseverance would occasionally come over me and I'd get a few things done. In those fleeting moments the accomplishments would be HUGE. It was those moments that have put me where I am today.

I recently learned that there was another option...

(More to follow in the next post).

Ou.yang.

Leia Mais…

Friday, October 9, 2009

What Do You Want To See Here?

Hi Readers! So the question is what kind of posts would you like to see?

I am able to cover a number of areas:

  • Learning Chinese
  • General life in China
  • Teaching English
  • Everyday jibber jabber and goings on
  • Chinese culture & traditions
  • Social experiments (Striking up conversations with random strangers, having lengthy staring competitions with locals, saying illogical things to people that are only used to their logic, etc.)
  • Running
  • Personal development experiments
That is but a short list of things off the top of my head! I'm multi-faceted and far more curious than even Curious George claimed to be, thus happy to write on just about anything.

Drop me some suggestions, comments, hints on HTML ;), ideas, insults, jokes, doodles or whatever else you please into the comments section below !

Thanks and happy reading. ^_^

Ou.yang.

Leia Mais…

Trials, Birthdays and Independence

Well it's back to class today folks. After eight days off for China's National Day and Mid Autumn Festival China has no more festivals, or excuses to take anymore days off for the time being.

Today marks a few occasions:

  1. The final day of my 30 day trial "Get up at 6AM and run" project.
  2. Xiao Feng's calendar birthday
  3. National Independence Day in Uganda (Googled)
So a big Happy Bday to Xiao Feng, Congrats on our 30 day project (patting own back), and Happy Independence day to all my Ugandan readers!

I do a lot of tutorials on Youtube, for my guitar learning, singing and lately html. While perusing Youtube, I've found a lot of really talented musicians. This next video I particularly enjoyed:



These artists vids are fresh, perky and often times funky. I'd stop watching about halfway through as the video ends and some type of commentary starts from the muppet.

Enjoy!

Ou.yang.

Leia Mais…

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Recycling is 2009

I'm one for recycling things that can be used again and when I came across this gem it was screaming to be reposted. "Post me, post me!" How could I say no?

So here you are folks, a post from the long ago days of 2007, a time when children listened to their parents, iPhones were all but unheard of and poutine was considered a healthy alternative to brussel sprouts.

Lets call the post: "McDonald's Mahem:"

I'll take you back 4 days or so to January the 23rd. It was a hazy, heavy morning as I ambled groggily into McDonalds to grab a familiar and frustration free breakfast. As I stood in the queue I noticed behind me a middle aged man; there he stood in his wrinkled clothes, his hair astray, shifting his weight from left to right and as I slowly looked up I noticed that unmistakeable look in his eyes. He was a queue jumper. I readied myself - this one was not going to get away. I calculated in my mind the best approach, to politely ask him... nah that had never worked before, maybe I could... and before my sleepy mind could process another thought he sprang into action, trying to shove forward. Instinctively my right arm swung out, straight arming him and stopping him dead on my rippling well muscled bicep, sending him bouncing back like a rag toy. As if someone had pushed the red instant infuriate button he flew into his most colorful choice of Chinese swear words, swearing at everyone and anything, and then finally closing in on me with violent intent. I quickly changed my order to a hot coffee in the hopes of delivering a scalding shot of hour old coffee to his face should he attack. Five McDonalds employees viewing the scene timely leapt into action, subduing him like a wild elephant. I did the only thing you could do in such a situation - laughed hysterically. My laughter caught on and soon the packed restaurant joined me in laughing at such a spectacle, infuriating him to the breaking point. With every gufaw and haha his veins expanded, his eyes bulged and his volume increased. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to laugh. I decided I should leave and leave I did before he broke the staff's grips... I didn't want to have to waste a perfectly good coffee. As the main door closed behind the last swear word lingered and was cast off into the same wind that ruffled my movie star hairdo. So, one could say the moral of the story is not to jump the queue.

In retrospect:

I wouldn't have straightarmed him. I'm not as easily disturbed as I once was. My biceps still ripple at any twitch.

Ou.yang.

Leia Mais…